A person

once upon a time, there was a person, and his name was Agent P. he worked with aliens for a living, and he loved his job. one day in new mexico, he was being called in to a job at a school called Ask. he had never heard of the place before, but supposedly a lady had called in with a report that said that she was walking by this school and when she looked over, she saw green goo oozing out of the windows and was concerned  so she called into the Blue banana. (the blue banana  is the origination for that Agent P works at, its an under cover name). When Agent P arrived there really was green goo oozing out of the windows, and it seemed to be glowing. he stepped out of his car, and he smelled the most awful smell that he had ever smelled before in the Alien business. he ran around to the back of the car and opened the trunk and picked out a laser gun and a net gun, that through nets out of the tip to capture the aliens. once he had these he ran to the front door of the school and opened it wide, and to his astonishment, the students were aliens!!! they were red and had green goo dripping from there mouths!!!! he stepped forward and grabbed one of the aliens, when he turned it around, he found what the problem was. they were eating Dr. Blurbs candy!!! now, before we go any further, Dr. Blurbs was an evil alien villain that made little candies for human kids to eat that turned them into fake aliens as long as they were eating them, and what he did, was make the candy last forever in their mouths using galactic science. so, Agent P went back to his car and got his safety gloves that were invincible and then reached into each kids mouth and removed the candy. once all of that was done, he removed there memories and took all of the candy away. well, burned it is a better way to say it :D

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