super heroes are all fake!!!!!!!

OK, so if you think about it, all superheroes are fake! super man, batman, Thor spider man, iron man, the hulk, captain america, and even the fantastic four and im just naming off a few, because there is actually a lot more than this. these are the super heroes that almost everybody knows about, i doubt anybody would know about CAPTAIN ATOM!!! so anyways, lets start with super man, super man may be a super awesome guy that always saves the day, but he wasn't a natural superhero. OK  so superman was rocketed to earth by his scientist father, and after crashing to the earth he was adopted my farmers, and raised as Clark Kent, and then slowly he started realizing his out of world super hero strengths!!! so i suppose that super man is kind of  an original superhero. then there is spider man, and spider man was definitely not an original superhero!!! super man got his super power from a radioactive spider that happened to bite him at a science exhibit, so he wasn't even born special. then there is batman, and don't even get me started on batman.... hes just a lunatic, i mean, he thinks hes part BAT! so his name, well, his secret identity is Bruce Wayne, and all he did was witness his parents death when he was a boy, then he vowed vengeance on the criminals. so all he does is work out a lot and fight people while dressing up in a bat themed costume and calling himself batman -.- ! OK so next is the incredible hulk, and hes not a natural superhero either. the hulk turns into what he truly is underneath whenever he gets really angry or his life is is danger, and the only reason he can do this is because of a failed military gamma experiment. then there is the matter with Thor, and i don't really think of him as a super hero, hes really not, hes just a god. and then of course there is the fantastic four, and the fantastic four turned into awesome people when there space mission went wrong. and then of course there is captain america, saving the best for last, and hes really only the best in the movie that just came out, because chris evans was the actor, and i love chris evans, he is so hot, haha, i know, thats weird coming from your student, but i mean come on, its true. look at this picture, lordy hes hot!