you really think that celebrities in magazines are hot, cute, or sexy? think again

ok, so we all know that celebrity woman are pretty, but you only think that because you see them in the magazines, and they are perfectly flawless, and beautiful, almost out of world beauty, it doesn't seem real right? well, your right, it isn't real! and have you ever seen celebrities without makeup on? well, prepare to be amazed, and don't get me wrong, there are really pretty celebrities, even without makeup. OK  so this first picture is of Cameron Diaz without makeup, and in my opinion, shes not that pretty to begin with, and to see this? tsk tsk! and then there is Katy Perry  and i almost cried, i always thought of her as so beautiful! but this just is not right! and then Katherine heigl is still all beautiful even without makeup!!!!!

i don't like teachers

i don't like teachers, i think that the world would be so much better if there was no teachers. and, if there were no teachers then we wouldn't have any school, and without school, we could stay home, and eat, and sleep, watch movies, text, talk, and actually have a life. school takes up to much of our time, and its annoying. think of all the other things that we could be doing if we weren't in school. when we were little, we used to be fascinated by the outside world on a school day, like if we didn't go to school because your parents let you stay home, or if you have a doctors appointment, and we used to be fascinated by it, just the thought that its a school day, and your not in school. but now, i have done that to many times to really care anymore

blog for last friday+

OK, so for this blog, im going to put the weird outfits that people like lady gaga, nicki minaj, and willow smith wear out in public. and seriously, you guys, there was only one person who could ever pull that off, and it was MADONNA. OK? Madonna is the queen, not you. i know, that's kind of harsh, but come on, you know its true. ok, so this is a picture of nicki minaj, and the first thing you notice is her hair. i think they call it the beehive haircut? im not altogether positive, and then there is her heels, i think there a mix of dog, and squirrel, haha. here outfit itself isnt as bad as some of her others, but its still weird, and just a teeny bit to tight, dont you think? haha. ok so the next picture is of willow smith, and i cant really say that she looks bad, because she can seriously rock this outfit, but if someone like me or you tried to wear this, then i think we would look just a bit funny, haha. but she really does look good in it. ok so the next picture is of lady gaga, and this picture is just crazy, i mean seriously? a meat dress? are you trying to be attacked by wild homeless dogs? and cant you get sick or something from that? or is that just when you eat it? AND, seriously gaga? if you wanted a snack during the awards ceremony, you could have just bought a pretzel -.-. and now, the last picture that you have all been waiting for, the queen of pop, MADONNA.

complications

OK, so people don't get it. and its difficult, and i don't even know why im trying to explain this, because i don't even get it myself. well, anyways, i suppose i should just change my subject, because i don't want to try and explain this to you. OK, so, dinner, that's a good start. so last Friday we celebrated my moms birthday, even though her birthday is on march 5, and my dad bought her the best birthday present that she has ever had.  so, about five years ago, we went to something that's called a mogfest, and its technically just a whole bunch of four by four vehicles that get together, and do exactly what they were made for. so at that mogfest, there was a little pond type thing, and in that pond type thing were craw fish ! and i have to say, craw fish are absolutely amazing!!! and there hard to forget, which is probably why my mom has loved them, ever since we had it, and has been wanting more. so my dad, specially ordered crayfish from Louisiana!!! can you believe that? and mannnnnn, was it delicious! and yo get whole potatoes, corn cut in half, and sweet onions, and we had sausage with it to, and it was sooooo gggoodododododoodododoooodddd!!!!

blog for Thursday

ok, so for this blog, i am going to talk about weird hairstyles, and one of them is Miley Cyrus's new haircut. well, its not technically new, but still, imma talk about it.so, im not sure exactly why she got this new hair cut, because her natural hair is freaking beautiful, i would love to have her hair, and it was so long!!! now, i didn't really like her blonde hairstyle from Hannah Montana, but it was better then this new hairstyle that she has. i wonder what her dad and mom think about it, and her guy. i bet you money that they don't like it anymore than we do. if she makes any new movies, our anything like that, then she better wear a wig or something, because i wont watch it if shes not. so, lets show you what her hair looked like before, and after. OK  so the before picture is so beautiful that its crazy, and it lowers my self confidence, haha. can you believe that she was that beautiful, and then she just ruined everything????? the after pic makes my eyes hurt, im mean seriously, why? why, would she do this? and blonde? seriously girl? what is wrong with you? well, i guess its really not my place to criticize, it really only matters that she likes it. who cares what people like me think right? well, happy days Miley Cyrus.

hipsters

OK, so i am going to write about hipsters, and truthfully they aren't really hipsters, there just people who wear different stuff -.-! so, you know how i wear those nerd glasses sometimes, people, and especially Cameron, always call me a hipster because of it. they call you a hipster a lot to Mrs. Del Currto. hahah  and don't take offense in that please, im just telling it how it is. :). so, i looked up hipsters on Google  and i think the pictures i have are pretty darn funny, hahah. so the first one is a diagram of two outfits that hipster girls wear. and ok, the one on the right is hilarious, because i do that all the time, hahah. you know the black long cardigan that i wear to school, well i wear that, and then there is the big bun on the top of the head, which i do a lot. i wear "fitted" tank tops, well, just regular tank tops anyways. , and i have black boots!!! what is this? i am not a hipster, this is invalid, haha. ok, so the next picture is of urkel, from the show family matters, and i love this haha. everybody loves that show, and if you dont then your crazy!!! and if you have never seen the show at all, then we can never talk again!

super heroes are all fake!!!!!!!

OK, so if you think about it, all superheroes are fake! super man, batman, Thor spider man, iron man, the hulk, captain america, and even the fantastic four and im just naming off a few, because there is actually a lot more than this. these are the super heroes that almost everybody knows about, i doubt anybody would know about CAPTAIN ATOM!!! so anyways, lets start with super man, super man may be a super awesome guy that always saves the day, but he wasn't a natural superhero. OK  so superman was rocketed to earth by his scientist father, and after crashing to the earth he was adopted my farmers, and raised as Clark Kent, and then slowly he started realizing his out of world super hero strengths!!! so i suppose that super man is kind of  an original superhero. then there is spider man, and spider man was definitely not an original superhero!!! super man got his super power from a radioactive spider that happened to bite him at a science exhibit, so he wasn't even born special. then there is batman, and don't even get me started on batman.... hes just a lunatic, i mean, he thinks hes part BAT! so his name, well, his secret identity is Bruce Wayne, and all he did was witness his parents death when he was a boy, then he vowed vengeance on the criminals. so all he does is work out a lot and fight people while dressing up in a bat themed costume and calling himself batman -.- ! OK so next is the incredible hulk, and hes not a natural superhero either. the hulk turns into what he truly is underneath whenever he gets really angry or his life is is danger, and the only reason he can do this is because of a failed military gamma experiment. then there is the matter with Thor, and i don't really think of him as a super hero, hes really not, hes just a god. and then of course there is the fantastic four, and the fantastic four turned into awesome people when there space mission went wrong. and then of course there is captain america, saving the best for last, and hes really only the best in the movie that just came out, because chris evans was the actor, and i love chris evans, he is so hot, haha, i know, thats weird coming from your student, but i mean come on, its true. look at this picture, lordy hes hot!

why to hate valentines day

reasons why to hate valentines day, i hate valentines day because its just so awkward  i mean everyone who isn't single is all lovey dovey, and all that. and it just makes it awkward for the other people who have to sit by them in class, watching them be all cute and cuddly -.- !!! and then you just start feeling sorry for yourself by the end of the day... which really just ruins your confidence. well, anyways, Brandon gave kealey and i roses, so its all OK now, hahah. but still, its just awkward  and then its awkward when you do actually have a valentine, because i think that the whole gift giving is awkward. which i suppose doesn't really make sense, but for me its still akward. oh, and did you hear about how russia has like an annual conception, or like make love day or something? i know, it sounds fake, but its real, you can even look it up if you dont believe me. and the governor gives out gifts for people who have children on Russia day, on June 12.

nail art

OK, so there is this site, and it is called HTTP //www.nailnerd.com, and it is the best place for ideas and to look at cool nails. my madre, showed me this nail art video with a small bowl of water, and you get nail polish colors that you want, and they have t be good nail polish, not dollar store nail polish. so when you have all the nail polish colors that you want, you put a drop of the nail color onto the water, wait for it to spread, then add the other colors, and you can repeat as much as you want. once you've done that, put tape around the nail so it is easier to clean afterwards, once you've done that, get a tooth pick and swirl the design, just a little bit, and then put your nail onto the paint in the water and blow for 10 seconds, then after ten seconds, twirl the excess paint thats in the water onto the tooth pick, then take your nail out and remove the tape, and you have a beautiful design!!!!and you can look tutorial videos up on line as well, if my instructions arent good enough :) oh yea, and dont forget to paint your nails white first :)

What if you could see in the future

yesterday i watched men in black, the new one, and there was a guy, well, an alien, named Jeff  and he could see every single second of the future. If i could do that then i would be annoyed sometime and then on some days i would be really happy about it. the guy in men in black seemed like a very happy person all the time, except i would want to have his head, here, i will show you a picture. ok, so i couldn't find a picture ofthe guy with just him, so we are going to have to just deal with this one.  hes like a really happy person all the time, and he knows exactly what is going to happen, down to the last 10 seconds. and his head when he takes off his cap is really creepy 0.0. i would show you the picture but they dont have it on the internet, so youll just have to use your imagination :)

weird guy at wal mart

ok, so this blog is about really weird people in wal mart, and trust me, there is definitley some weird people at wal mart!!!! ok, so from past experience, there was this lady who was like mubling and talking to herself about rollerskating  hahah  and it was really weird, and we had to go over to the next isle to laugh hahha, ok so this one id really weird, and i dont even want to know why he is dressed up like this hahaa. but it is really quite akward i must say!!!and honestly, why would he even wear that? and heels, haha, oh lordy, what is the world coming to these days? so this was a picture taken in the car outside of wal mart. >.>, haha, but at-least it looks like he can walk in heels.
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horrible piercings!!!

AHG!!!! OK so this first picture is absolutely horrible, and i literally gagged when it came up in Google images!!!! i mean look what he did to his nose!!!!!!!!! that is so grosssssss!!!!you can literally see into his nose! and the Gage on the bottom of his lip!!! what if you were drinking or eating something and it just started to pour out of your mouth!!!!! ugh!!! and what if you get a nose bleed!!!! grosses !! OK  now this one, i literally stared at four five minutes and almost puked!!!! who on the great span of earth would EVER do that!!! put a snake into your mouth!!! and let it slither through!!!! OK  now this picture has stupid piercings, buti just saw this on the Google images under horrible piercings, and what is with this chicks eyebrows!!!!!! an her face is way to white, and the eyes are just creepy, and the hair is stupid, and the bow looks stupid, and your makeup looks like a clowns

3D tattoos!!!!!

ok, so for this blog i am going to be writing about 3d tattoos, because i think that they are really awesome!!! haha. ok so this is a leg tattoo that i really like, i had this on my tumblr a long time ago as well. i think that i would love to get a tattoo like thi, but not that big, i would never be able to wear a dress and look sophisticated when i wore it because i would have this big honking tattoo on my leg!!!! but other than that i really like the design and the light and shading of it, it really looks like this girl carved holes into her leg! :D. so, the other 3D tattoo that i really like is the one with this spider on that guys back, and when you first look at the picture you do a double take because it looks so realistic!!!! man this guy must really like spiders if he had this tattoo put on his back!!!but heven though i despise spiders, i really like the art of this tattoo, it looks like that spider is going to stand up and crawl up the guys head any minute now!!!!ok, so this next picture looks like mayan art, or some kind of tribal art, i think. but it looks so realistic its CRAZY!!! i envy the artists that did this.

glee cast red carpet walk

so, first there is Lea Michele, and i positively love the way that she looks in the dress!!! that over the shoulder look is absolutely gorgeous!!!! , ok so next we have her best friend Chris Colfer, and i have to say he looks absolutely stunning in this black tuxedo, and the hair!!! next we have Cory Monteith, Leas boyfriend. next we have amber riley!!!!! gorgeous!!!! next is kevin mchale, and naya rivera, who i think is wearing a bit to much eye makeup, but you know, what can you do right? ok, so next is mark salling, and oki am only going to put one more person in this blog because i think that this is enough, and besides there is a lot of the glee cast members.

teachers

there are nice teachers, mean teachers, unfair teachers, awesome teachers, and then there is teachers that really just get on your nerves. so over the past 10 years, i have known many different kinds of teachers, and i think that now  can give a fair evaluation of the teachers that i have. i am not going to say any names, and im not going to tell you about the teachers. well today i have dealt with a fun teacher, a boring teacher, a annoying teacher, an ok teacher, a nice/ funny teacher, and another ok teacher.

really cute outfits

ok, so for this blog i am going to put together really cute outfits, so i will find different things from different places. and so i am going to pick out a summer outfit  ok so this is the winter outfit, and im not talking about like cold snow winter, i just mean like a little brisk wind winter, not Antarctica  ok so this outfit has brown shoes, black shoes, grey shoes, and whitish grey shoes, it doesn't really matter which one you wear, it will all look nice. then you have semi faded DARK BLUE jeans, not the light colored blue jeans, light colors go mostly for summer. then you have the long sleeve sweater and a white tank top underneath. you can also wear a scarf or a hat with this. you could curl your hair too, i recommend curly.